My Species Doth Protest Too Much/Quotes

Orlok: Such bravery is beyond us, Nufai. We destroy monuments that races greater than us have created. We're not a civilization; we're a disease.

Nufai: Careful, commander. Your words contain much danger.

Orlok: The truth must be spoken -- our path has no future. But if I hear you speaking it, Nufai, I'll slit your throat.

—Universe At War: Earth Assault

"I cannot abide how my race has become. They are too polite, too refined, too precious. Ha! I remember when elves used to laugh and fight like ordinary creatures. Now they have become so withdrawn, some seem to have no more emotion than a marble statue!"

—Rhunön, The Inheritance Cycle

Haley: Hey, wait a minute. Aren't dark elves evil?

Nale: Oh, my, no. Not since they became a player race. Now the whole race consists of nothing but Chaotic Good rebels, yearning to throw off the reputation of their evil kin.

Haley: Evil kin? Didn't you just say they were all Chaotic Good?

Nale: Details.

—The Order of the Stick