My Inner Life/Drinking Game

All The Tropes and Miraheze are not responsible for any damages that result from drinking games,
including but not limited to damages to your liver and other people's cars.

manwithoutabody came up with two drinking games for the legendary badfic My Inner Life while doing a Dramatic Reading. The easier of the two is the plot points version:

• Whenever there's a sex scene, you drink.
• Whenever there's a Costume Porn scene, you drink.
• Whenever you come across an unnecessary Triforce symbol, you drink.
• Whenever Jenna develops a new power at exactly the right moment, you drink.
• Whenever a plot point is introduced, then wrapped up within the same chapter, you drink.
• Whenever a canon character's name is misspelled (particularly Ganondorf), you drink.
• Whenever there's a blatant contradiction of Zelda canon, you drink.
• Whenever a character makes some sort of personal sacrifice just for the benefit of Link and Jenna's relationship, you drink.
• Whenever someone boots the horses in the legs, you drink.
• Whenever Dalamar tells them to "Hurry up! We must make hast!", you drink.
• Whenever the word "dead" or "cold" is used in an illogical context, you drink.
• Whenever Jenna cries tears of either joy or sorrow.

But if you really hate your liver, there's the "key words" version:

• Whenever you see the phrase "sheer ecstasy" or "heavenly naked body," drink.
• When she uses "threw" instead of "through" or "minuet" instead of "minute," drink.
• Whenever someone's eyes "grow big as saucers" or "widen in shock," drink.
• Whenever someone's face goes "white as a sheet," drink.
• Whenever "so" is spelled with two o's, drink.
• Whenever someone says, "Oh my goddesses!", drink.
• If a line of dialogue is "sneered," you drink. If it's "said," drain the whole cup.
• Whenever there's a reference to Link's eyes, drink.
• Every reference to tigers in a sexual capacity, you drink.

Rytex would like to make a contribution.

• Every time it is stated or implied that Jenna is given something that a non-Hylian would never have (e.g. The Ocarina of Time, a position in the Royal Family, etc.), take a shot. Drain the cup if if Link used to own it.

Fofa has an idea.

• Every time Link Jr doesn't act like a baby his age (or at all), take a shot. If you're at the point where he's doing math at four months, drain the cup.

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