My Family/Funny

• Nick's explanation of what happened to his holiday money:

Nick: I bought a hat.
Ben: What?
Nick: A big hat.
Susan: Well, where is it?
Nick: It blew off.

• The entire therapy session in "Shrink Rap". All of it.

Susan: Do you want to talk about it?
Therapist: Well, actually...(snaps fingers) You're good.
(later)
Ben: And then we know what happened next, the caterpillar turned into a moth.
Susan: Ben's gone off the deep end.