Murder By Death/Funny

• The last lines.

Willie Wang: Pop, was there a murder?
Sydney Wang: Yes. Killed good weekend! Dlive, please.

• There's a bomb in Sam and Tess' room:

Sam Diamond: I've got an idea! I don't know if it will work but I've got to try. Turn around!
Tess Skeffington: I've turned, Sam.
Sam Diamond: Whatever you do, don't turn around until I say so.
Tess Skeffington: (turns around) But Sam...
Sam Diamond: I said turn around!
Tess Skeffington: Yes, Sam.
Sam Diamond: Good! Cause I think... I'm gonna cry. (blubbering) OhgodI'mtooyoungtodie...

• "I'm not a Frenchie, I'm a BELGIE!"
• Absolutely everything said between the Wang father and son.

Willy Wang: Why do I do all the dirty work, Pop?
Sidney Wang: 'Cause your mother not here to do it.

• There have been some odd events involving the butler's corpse.

Dora Charleston: I don't understand. Why would anybody want to steal a dead, naked body?
Dick Charleston: Well, dear, there are people who, um... [whispers in Dora's ear]
Dora Charleston: Oh, that's tacky! That's REALLY tacky!