Mother 3/Funny

• The page quote for Dirty Old Man.

Mike: I can't keep burdening Lisa forever, but I do have a Happy Box and nice-bodied girls like Nan and Linda to keep me company, so I'm pretty happy in my own way. Nyahahahaha!
Linda: I'm sorry, Mike, but that's called sexual harassment these days.
Mike: This is a hard world we live in now. How disappointing.

• Wess Dance!

"Don't look, now! I'm not going to stick my butt out or anything like that, though."

• "Your fly's open! XYZ!" Cue Lucas' reaction, then...
  • "You're much manlier now!"
• Your Mileage May Vary, but some of the enemy Chimera designs are bizarre enough to be funny. Such as the Ostrelephant, and its entry in the Battle Memory:

"Is the long part its trunk or its neck? How does it bathe itself? An utterly mysterious Chimera."

• Chapter 8. The Empire Pork Building. The toilet dungeon.
• Roaming the highways in Chapter 7...on an animate coffee table.
• "No problem here... problem here."
• "Thank you for taking the time to read this sign. This sign loves you."
• When you find out the real difference between the green and regular trains.
• The random music and fireworks presents.
• "Your friend smells like a dog..."
• "It's perfectly safe! See? I can roll it like this!"
• The Barrier Trio strikes one final Barrier Pose! --- It was spectacular.

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