Motörhead/Quotes

"You know I'm born to lose
And gambling is for fools
But that's the way I like it, baby
I don't wanna live forever!
(And don't forget the Joker!)"

—"Ace of Spades"

Tom Servo: Oh, Motorhead! I have their collection of Cole Porter tunes.
[Later]
Tom Servo: OK, so he's mad because he's losing, but that's the way he likes it?
Crow T. Robot: Well, then everything works out!

—Mystery Science Theater 3000, as "Ace of Spades" is played during the opening of Zombie Nightmare

Chazz: Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Chris Moore: Lemmy.
Chazz: (imitating buzzer) EEEEEEEHH!
Chris Moore: God?
Rex: Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

—Airheads