Mortal Kombat/Funny

Games

• Some of the Friendships in II, which are all followed by Shao Kahn's bewildered "Friendship?!"
  • And MK3, he cries, "Friendship? Again?!"

Film

• Johnny Cage's Groin Attack towards Goro, especially since upon impact, the camera cut right to Goro's eyes dilating as he moaned in pain.
  • Raiden then cheers and slaps another spectator on the back...then sheepishly apologizes. Made even funnier by the fact that the spectator is one of Shang-Tsung's Mooks.
  • "Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole!"
• Less so but still good, Cage leaves an autographed photo after defeating Scorpion as a nod to his Friendship from the games.
• When the Power Trio are leaving Shang Tsung's throne room and are trying to find Kitana, Cage is certain she went down a certain passageway (despite the fact there are hallway-wide spider webs still intact). The passageway ends up leading them right back into the throne room.
• "I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, I'm surrounded by people who probably wanna kick my ass... it's like being back in high school!"
• "The fate of billions will depend upon you. Heh heh heh heh... sorry."
• "Huh. Thank god I didn't ask him to park the car."