< Morally-Ambiguous Ducktorate

Morally-Ambiguous Ducktorate/Quotes

I want a new duck
 One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks

One that won't quack all night
—"Weird Al" Yankovic, "I Want A New Duck"
A duck is quite a scary animal! That’s why he stopped appearing. I am just too afraid of its malicious bill and plucking.
—Raocow
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