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Mercenaries/Funny


Mattias[1]: They sent me a tank?!
Mattias[2]: Time to bail out, and steal another one.

Fiona: That's mine, not yours! Remember the difference!

  • You get this gem in Mercenaries 2 when you hijack a friendly or civilian car as Mattias:

Mattias: This is an emergency! A Viking emergency!

  • When the player first meets Misha, he explains why he's hiding out with the Jamaican pirates.

Misha: Was not my fault. Was lieutenant. Gives me wrong coordinates. I drop bomb in right place, but is wrong place. He tries to blame me. Guys with big hats come. But I show them, show them wrong coordinates. Big hats get mad at lieutenant, he gets mad at me.

  • Misha extolling the virtues of the MOAB.

Misha: Do you have MOAB yet? Misha love to drop near ex-wife's house. When explode, looks like a nuke went off and scary the hell out of everyone within 1,000 kilometers. Use, if you have much hate inside.

  1. ↑ (in much the same tone of voice a small boy would talk about a particularly exciting Christmas present)
  2. ↑ (when driving a flaming vehicle that is about to blow up from under him)
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