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Masses to Masses/YMMV


  • Crowning Moment of Awesome:
    • In Ian’s first case with Garrus, both of them manage to defeat the biotic elcor attacking them by blowing up an entire spaceport and melting said elcor’s face off.
    • Ian two footed kicking a krogan in the face.
    • Escaping from an exploding and burning building, whilst diving under shutters, running through flames and jumping holes in the floor.
    • Killing a geth armature with a knife.
    • 'Emasculating' a Krogan Battlemaster by using a knife to pop off his bone plate while being choked to death. Thank you Zaeed.
      • "Just like peeling an orange. A big, screaming orange."
    • Ian killing several war-trained varren with a sword.
    • Ian taking a krogan to his knees with a fruit knife.
  • Crowning Moment of Funny:
    • Having to cover accidentally revealing knowledge from the Mass Effect games Ian shouldn’t have, the explanation makes Garrus become convinced Ian has a fetish for turians.

Garrus (to Rebecca): “I’ve got a really interesting story about your boyfriend, extranet search engines, and turians.”

    • Punching Khalissa-Al Jilani, for insinuating Garrus and Ian are romantically involved.
    • Wrex’s attempts at boosting his score in the kill competition that starts during Masses to Masses 2.
    • Wrex talking to Ian about his relationship with Tali and Liara.

Wrex: Time to step up your game, Ian. 'Break out the L word,' as the humans say.
Ian: Lesbian?
Wrex: ...The other L word.
Ian: Lesbians?

  • Crowning Moment of Heartwarming:
    • Ian clutching at Garrus’s armour as he slowly dies, and Garrus crying. In a manly way. Obviously.
    • Finding Rebecca/the husk version of her on the Fedele.
  • Cultured Warrior: Ian, even if he’s not exactly ‘classically’ cultured (like art and stuff,) plus he’s a bit behind everyone else. About a hundred and seventy years, to be precise.
  • Tear Jerker: Poor, poor Rebecca. And poor Ian when he finally finds her on Saleon's ship.
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