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Man in a Kilt/Quotes
"About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'"
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
'See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built—Bryan Bowers, The Scotsman
"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? On a good day, lipstick."
"A lot of people ask me 'Is anything worn under your kilt?'. I say 'No, nothing's worn. Everything's in fine, working order.'."—Mike Myers, at the AFI Lifetime Achievement award ceremony for Sean Connery
Commander Badass: What, a kilt? It's th' manliest way t' be pantsless.
Commander Badass: See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear.
Jared: I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on your couch in your underwear.
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