Mallrats/Funny

• Brodie's steadily increasing rage about the kid on the escalator.

I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!

• Brodie Bruce, quote machine: "I woulda made a sexy chick!"
• Brodie's rant about being stuck in the past while walking backwards and the inevitable payoff.

Brodie: You face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage! *immediately gets hit in the back of the head with a ladder*

• Jay and Silent Bob, avenging Brodie (wrongly), beat the crap out of the Easter Bunny in front of an army of children.
• Everything involving the topless three-nippled psychic.

TS: You have a third nipple?
Brodie:*has been horribly uncomfortable through the entire scene* What are you talking about? It's as clear as day!

• Pretty much the entire gameshow sequence is one, with Brodie getting most of the best lines, frequently at the expense of Gil.
• Any time Jay draws a blueprint, and any time they try to carry it out.

Jay: Fly fatass! Fly!

• Shannon Hamilton tried to screw someplace very uncomfortable once.

Various: What, like the back of a Volkswagon?

• Everybody but poor Willam black seeing the sailboat in the Magic-Eye picture.