Majela Zeze Diamond

Majela Zeze Diamond, also known as the "Queen of Vagina," has been posting videos of herself singing songs about Intercourse with You since June 2010. She typically stands in what is presumably her living room in front of her graduation picture, wears form-fitting outfits, and sings very explicit songs bragging about her sexual prowess and the celebrities she either has had or wants to have sex with. It's actually pretty hilarious.

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Majela Zeze Diamond provides examples of the following tropes:

• Answer Song: Most of her songs are this In Name Only.
• AcCENT Upon the Wrong SylLABle: There are only so many words for "vagina," and sometimes none of them fit very well into a song's meter. Majela does not have a problem with that.
• British English: Evident not only from her use of slang words for genitalia, but also her focus on British celebrities.
• Early Installment Weirdness: Her first video doesn't even mention sex once.
• Fan Community Nickname: She regularly refers to her fans as "69ers."
• Intercourse with You:
• Ironic Juxtaposition: In most of her videos, you can spot her graduation picture in the background.
• Love Triangle: Triang Relations type 4, with her and the Obamas.
• Madness Mantra: Eat my tampon! Eat my tampon! Eat my tampon!
• Mate or Die: She regularly prescribes sex with her as the remedy for everything from the recent London riots to the Libyan civil war.
• Non Sequitur: "I wanna live forever/I wanna live forever/And shake my ass."
• Real Person Fic: She loves to insert celebrities into her songs in more ways than one.
• Refuge in Audacity: The sex acts she sings about are so ridiculous they're hilarious.
• Stripperiffic: One commenter noticed that her hot pants seem to be getting shorter with every video.
• You No Take Candle: Arguable, but it's undeniable that she at least phrases some things oddly.