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• Acceptable Targets: Philosophers, apparently.
• Blatant Lies: Better sources for news would in fact have some of the hats Graham Stark has shown on Feed Dump.
• Mr. Fanservice: Several fans have confessed to squiggly feelings about Graham's blue eyes. Note the term "fans" is unisex.
• Memetic Badass: One word: Octopimp. You would have had to see Desert Bus III to understand...
  • Paul, oh so much. Possibly inspired by some of the earlier videos, but taken to new heights with "This is Why I'm Paul" from the "Rapstar 64K" video.
    • In fact, Paul's beard has its own fandom, who have only become more rabid since he shaved completely during Desert Bus 2. Interestingly, all of this was before Unskippable was picked up by the Escapist (increasing Graham and Paul's online profiles and leading to further Escapist work), making Beard Worship a kind of bragging right for longtime fans.
• Memetic Mutation: Just use fucking Space Jump!
  • And in the rare occurrence of a meme started meme, that eventually created "Spain Jump!"
  • Paul has 3 PS3s.
  • Just do it live.
  • DO YOU KNOW WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE?
  • "Oh hi, I didn't see you there."
  • The Creepy Doll
  • Everything is always Steve's fault.
  • Replacing expletives with the word bus.
• Painful Rhyme: In Rebellin'. See Rhymes on a Dime.
• Take That: In Commodore Hustle:

"I'm watching all the good Star Trek: The Next Generation movies."
"See you in one hundred and eleven minutes."

• You Fail Logic Forever: Happens all the time in the Phailhaüs, most notably in the Rape Over the Phone story.