Legacy of Kain/Funny
- From Soul Reaver 2:
Elder God: Moebius is my good servant. I have many.
Raziel: And if I told Moebius that he's worshipping a giant squid, do you think his faith will falter?
- As you find out later in the game, apparently it does.
- From Blood Omen:
Kain: (referring to Nupraptor's severed head) Alas, poor Nupraptor - I knew him well. Well, not really.
- From Blood Omen 2:
Duncan: Restricted area. This passage is for night shift workers only.
Kain: (dryly) I am the night shift.
- In Defiance, after entering the cheat code to turn the Reaver into a cardboard tube:
Kain: Fear... the tube!
- The very act of smacking enemies around with a cardboard tube is also marvellous.
- Also in Defiance
Kain: Locked. What love of doors these pathetic humans have.
- The out-takes from Defiance are arguably even funnier than in Soul Reaver 2
Michael Bell: And I said, "No more yogurt, Elder God."
Michael Bell: [as Shaggy] YA DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS, DO YEW?!
- From Soul Reaver 2:
Raziel: (referring to Kain) Oh, no. Every time you show up, something monumental and terrible happens. I don't think I've the stomach for it.
- Even funnier when you consider that Raziel literally does not have a stomach.
- The outtakes from the recording sessions for Soul Reaver 2 (can be viewed here) and Defiance (can be viewed here, here and here).
- From Blood Omen:
Moebius: ...the future says you die!
Kain: But I am dead...
*decapitates Moebius*
Kain: ...as are you.
- Moebius' wonderfully unfazed reaction to Kain killing him for the second time:
Moebius: Master, my apologies, a momentary oversight. Somehow Kain still lives, and has unexpectedly dispatched me.
- And just as he starts to say this, the camera pans round to reveal Raziel standing right behind him, and not looking happy.