Laser-Guided Amnesia/Quotes

K: Searching for a handle on the moment? I can't help you. The only comfort I can offer... is my promise that tomorrow morning you won't remember a thing.
James (the future J): That's not exactly some shit you just forget...

K: Ever seen one of those? [cue literal Laser-Guided Amnesia]

—Men in Black

I've lost my memory, I'm not an idiot.

—Peter, Heroes

I may have amnesia, but I'm not stupid!

—Jackie Chan, Who Am I?

There are no amnesias that work conveniently like that!

—Yuuichi, Kanon

‘You don’t remember anyone or anything, except when you do, of course. You can’t operate the TARDIS any more, except when you can. You don’t know what happens in the future, except when you do. Drop the act, it got old years ago.’

—Fitz Kreiner, Doctor Who Eighth Doctor Adventures

Burns: Smithers, use the Amnesia Ray!
Smithers: You mean the revolver sir?

Burns: Yes, that's the one.

—The Simpsons

Please tell me the amnesia was just a sick joke? Boy, this is some cliche.

—Braig to Xehanort, Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep

I never built an Amnesia-Inator! I think I'd remember building something like that.

—Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension

Joel: But couldn't this cause brain damage?

Doctor: Well, technically the procedure is brain damage.

—Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Serena: You forgot me? AGAIN? Do you have some sort of memory problem?

Darian: Well, yeah.

—Sailor Moon Abridged