Lake Placid/Funny

• Every single line between Hank and Hector.

Hector: (holds up a severed toe) Is this your friend?
Hank: (deadpan) He seemed taller.

• • "Why does the Big One heckle me?"
  • When Sheriff Hank gets caught in the crocodile trap and then subsequently chases Hector with a big stick after they get him out of it.
  • A lovely moment before Hector goes underwater to find the croc:

Hank: I brought a porkchop for luck. Maybe you can hang it around your neck.
Hector: That's sweet. Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.
(He dives underwater. A beat.)
Hank: Was that like a homosexual remark?

• All of Mrs. Bickerman's lines.

If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it.

• Kelly's response to having a decapitated moose head thrown in her direction.

Don't throw heads at me!!

• • Later, when a decapitated human head is launched at her:

(crying) I keep getting hit with heads!!