Just Eat Gilligan/Quotes

He'd mess up every rescue / Man, that first mate was illin'
If I was one of those Castaways / I think I'd probably kill 'im
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She said, "That guy's a genius" / I shook my head and laughed

I said, "If he's so fly, then tell me why / He couldn't build a lousy raft"

—"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Isle Thing"

"If anyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called '3'."

—Jack Bauer Facts, a Memetic Mutation of 24