Johnny English/Funny

• When Johnny accidentally plays footage of himself dancing in his underwear to an ABBA song on live international television.

Pegasus: Everything in order, English?
Johnny English: I think you'll find it's rather more than just in order, Sir. You are now entering the most secure place in the whole of England.
[the most secure place in the whole of England explodes]

• • "...fwebib...fwebib..."
  • The sequence where English pretends to confront and defeat a (non-existent) assailant, to shift the blame from himself after knocking out a man with a wine bottle. Following that up is when he "describes" the assailant to a profiler, using only a fruit bowl as inspiration (see the main page quote). Then there's the "assailant"'s Brick Joke appearance in the credits.
• From Johnny English: Reborn...
  • The Acting Unnatural scene in the washroom.
  • "I AM HERE I AM HERE. AGENT IN DISTRESS AGENT IN DISTRESS." Followed by "Visual confirmation in 3, 2, 1 *BOOM*"
  • The broken chair. And if you think that I'm referring to just the scene in the trailer, you are dead wrong.
  • "He shot up the navigation system! We'll have to follow the road!" FYI, they are in a helicopter.
  • "Shu-shan."
  • Johnny English jumping around La Bastion in a body-bag.
  • Johnny English's chase and subsequent fight with a Chinese assassin in Hong Kong is one big funny moment.
  • Johnny English pretends to have Pegasus's cat after accidentally dropping it out of the window. Cue Kate Summer walking in with the cat.
  • "It's great to see... what's left of you."