Johnny Dangerously/Funny

• Roman's prepared statement to the court:

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes... like yourselves.

• • Gets deported to Sweden.
    • Claims he's not from there.