John Quest

John Quest is a spawn of another generic Ruby discussion thread which had gotten hijacked by Weaver; whom unexpectedly sets up a Ruby Quest mini-game starring Tom's twin brother, John, set in his office.

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Tropes used in John Quest include:

• All Just a Dream: More than likely.
• Anachronic Order
• Anticlimax: BUTTAN PUSHED!! The air condition turns off...
• Brick Joke: John shouts a stream of profanities into an intercom at one point, then eats said intercom. In the final stage of the main story, Tom attempts to use an intercom, not expecting a response...and is greeted with a sudden wave of obscenities, followed by a loud crunch.
• The Cameo: Ruby from Ruby Quest.
• Chaotic Stupid: John.
• Character Title
• Follow the Leader: THE ORB OF INFINITE PSYCHE.
• Homage/ Parody: The game is essentially a spoof of the Fanfic Half Life: Full Life Consequences^[1].
• Mistaken Identity: John is confused with his brother many times, by Weaver more than anyone else.
• Railroading: Weaver suddenly changes John's size several times so the players cannot get what they want.
• Scoring Points: First^[2], second,^[3], and finally.^[4]
• Self-Parody
• Shout-Out:
  • John is commanded to "fall in a more manly fashion."
  • John lands in a WIERD PLACE
• Take That, Audience!: John eats the motivational poster the before the audience gets to see it, as they so desperately wanted to.
• X Meets Y: Half Life: Full Life Consequences meets Ruby Quest, obviously.

1. ↑ (such as it starring John, who is Tom's brother; the poor examples of grammar and spelling; ect)
2. ↑ BOOM
   TOM IS VICTORIOUS
   I MEAN JOHN
   WATER COOLER DESROYED
   +10 horse points
3. ↑ JOHN BECOMES RUDE
   +13 OBSCENITY POINTS
   -4 HAPPY FRIENDSHIP POINTS
   +6 MANLY POINTS
   JOHN LEARNED "LITANY OF CURSES"
4. ↑ CONGRATULATIONS,
   YOU WIN!
   
   FINAL SCORE:
   105 HORSE POINTS
   44 HAPPY SMILE POINTS
   RABBITS EATEN: 1
   WATER COOLERS VANQUISHED: 1
   MANLINESS FACTOR: M4
   TOTAL POINTS: 209/210