Joan of Arcadia/Funny

• One time Joan's phone rings with stirring, inspirational music, like what would announce the arrival of a king...she looks at the caller ID and it clearly says "GOD."

Joan: Haha, very funny!

God: I thought so.

• Before Joan believes she's actually talking to God, she's skeptical.

Joan: If you're God, let's see a miracle.

God: Okay...how about that?

Joan: ...that's a tree.

God: Let's see you make one.

• From the pilot:

Luke: What you do is you shoot these photons at this piece of paper-
Joan: There's a pervert in the yard!
Luke: -and a pervert appears in the yard!