Jiz

A Gag Dub of Jem and The Holograms, created by "Sienna D'Enema".

Currently has 13 videos to its name:

Needless to say, this series is NSFW.

Worth noting that Samantha Newark, the original voice of Jem, is aware of the series and thinks it's hilarious.

Tropes used in Jiz include:

Kimber: At least have the motherfucking decency to insult me with jokes that are actaully fucking funny.

  • Ambiguously Gay: Coupled with Ambiguous Gender. Depending on the short, Jiz could be a straight woman, a lesbian, or a gay man. Maybe Jiz is a trisexual hermaphrodite.
  • An Aesop: Most of the Starlight girl-centered installments seem to have a "lesson" at the end...or Jiz discussing the lack of one.
  • Black Comedy Rape: "Oh my God, don't rape meeeee."

Aja: If I do not get high, I'll remember the rape. [beat] Oh my God, I was raped!

Shana: "No" means "Yes" in Jamaica, mon.

Jiz: So, any last words?
Ba Nee: Just three: eat my pussy!
Jiz: I'll kill you!

Hey guys, it's me, Jiz. I've got a messege to all you pansies and bullldaggers out there...that are all getting bullied at school and shit...and you're thinking about killing yourselves. Well, I've got something to tell you: It gets worse. That's right, you're gonna grow up and get a job, and its gonna suck. And then your gonna get a relationship, and it's gonna suck. And your gonna get old and fat and wrinkled, and it's gonna suck. Yeah. life sucks! But you know what doesn't suck? Gay sex! Gay sex is fucking awesome. I mean, you're gonna grow old, and your life's gonna be pitiful and stupid, [cue music] but at least you can look back and remember the fucking gay orgy that you had. There's still gonna be all those memories to beat off to. So, I mean, if your gonna kill yourelf, do it because life is fucking retarded, not becasue you're a fucking queer. God!

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