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Jewish Mother/Quotes

Once at a dinner party, I listened to an Indian (from India, not Arizona) telling funny stories about his mother. I listened with interest for he looked thoroughly Indian, and finally I could no longer resist. I asked in mock amazement, "Is your mother Jewish?"

He looked at me quite calmly and said, "My friend, all mothers are Jewish."
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