Jeff Dunham/Funny

• From the Christmas special, everything between Achmed, Jeff and Guitar Guy. Jeff and Guitar Guy trying not to laugh, and accidentally combining scoliosis and polio due to a slip of the tongue.

Achmed: This is where Jeff makes up random crap to make Guitar Guy laugh.

• • It's made even more hilarious when you find out "poliosis" is an actual disease, though it obviously has nothing to do with scoliosis or polio.
• The "Jingle Bombs" song.
• Peanut on Jeff and Guitar Guy: "You are so cute!"
• "They say that women age like fine wine." "...My wife's aging like milk."
• From the Controlled Chaos special: Marnell using duct tape to hold Achmed's repeatedly dislocated leg in place.
• Melvin on Catwoman:

I dated Catwoman for some time, but I ended up with something I had to take medicine to get rid of. AND NOW IT BURNS WHEN I FLY!

• During a live show in South Dakota, Jeff's routine kept getting interrupted by planes flying overhead prompting this outburst-

Achmed: Not yet, dumbasses!