Insufficiently Advanced Alien/Quotes

How can one made OF electricity know so little ABOUT electricity?

—Minionbot, Vexxarr

I dunno. Is asking the alien who just lawn-darted a starship for technical help unwise?

—Vexxarr himself

How advanced is an alien race that can't handle a little water balloon? I don't even feel good about winning this fight.

—Dib, Invader Zim

You have intergalactic starships, but you don't have goddamned pants? How does a civilization's evolution just skip over that part?

—Cracked, 6 Giant Blind Spots In Every Movie Alien's Invasion Strategy