Instant Awesome, Just Add Ninja/Quotes

"First mistake: Never tell Galasso what to do. Second mistake: Never presume a man does not have ninjas at his disposal."

—Galasso, Shortpacked, to an armed gunman

Roy: "There were no ninjas in Rumplestiltskin!"

Orson and Wade: "There are now!"

—U.S. Acres, "The Name Game"

Ethan: We haven't seen Rick in weeks.
Ninja Rick: That is because all ninja master the dark art of invisibility.

Robin: Being alone in your apartment and catching up on Naruto doesn't cut it, Rick.

—Shortpacked

"What a terrible world we live in where ninjutsu can't solve all our problems..."

—Death Spank

"As of the 2009 movie, Sulu's totally a ninja. You just can't get cooler than ninja."

—25 Reasons Star Trek is Cooler than Twilight

Hide in shadows and darkness. Use ninja skills on your mission. You're a ninja! A NINJA! Cool...

—Ninja Kirby's flavor text, Kirby Super Star Ultra

"Whoa. Kamikaze? I'm more like a ninja!"

—Dean Winchester, Supernatural