Insane Troll Logic/Quotes
Sure, the prosecution has presented a lot of "evidence" that my client killed her husband. But, if she were really guilty, wouldn't she not want to get caught? If she didn't want to get caught, why would she leave any evidence? Their own argument defeats itself!
Money equals power. Power equals camel. Camel equals five celery sticks. FIVE. Quid pro quo.
"What insane breed of logic is that?"—Lorik Qui'in, Mass Effect
Who's Britannica to tell me the Panama Canal was finished in 1914? If I want to say it happened in 1941, that's my right!
Pippin: "If we go south, we can slip past Saruman unnoticed. The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect."
Treebeard: "That doesn't make sense to me, but you are very small. Perhaps you're right."
do they shoot stuff or are they just pretty lights, it would be awesome if they shot lasers and made people explode, thus causing massive body count rise causing the taxes to rise 10 fold. my logic is undeniable.—Some troll, commenting on a UFO video.
Susan: ...I think you've injured my brain.
Susan: Sure. Let's call it "logic".
Tedd: Injured it with logic!
Your logic is as compelling as it is flawed.
Red Mage: We should start with the visible sky castle.
Red Mage: It'll be easier to see the invisible one from up there.
Black Mage: Why's that?
Red Mage: Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any given step will have no effect on the macro level.
Black Mage: That's so stupid I can't even see straight any more.
Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse
Okay, this is beyond evil. This is insane troll logic.
Buffy: Your logic is not like our Earth logic.
Xander: Mine is much more advanced.
Bah! Logic means nothing to me!
Teacher: Now class, who can tell me how you find the square root of 98,632?
Gosalyn: (No lame brain! You hit the number with a laser! Lasers solve everything!)
Gosalyn: (That's easy.)
Student: Is it...dividing the remainder and multiplying the decimal?
Wax: Logic doesn't work on Wayne.
Wayne: I bought a ward against it off a traveling fortune-teller. It lets me add two 'n' two and get a pickle.
Dewey: Great! Now, listen!
Louie: He wrote 5:00 on the back of this receipt.
(Dewey holds up some gas receipts.)
Dewey: I've been going through these old gas receipts, and I may have come up with something!
(Dewey uses the Duckcomputer to decipher the gas recipts and comes with a riddle.)
Dewey: If you take the last three numbers in each bar code and place them in the order of the dates purchased, and run it through the Duckcomputer, you get a secret riddle that reads, "What's red, blue, and red all over with a mustache"?
Louie: Super Mario in a blender!
Dewey: Does this mean?!
Louie: Yes! It's a direct threat to the Italians!
Dewey: Italians? Pizza? Vatican City? Gondolas? That's it! Quackerjack is gonna bomb the St. Canard gondola system, but when?!
(Louie points out a note on a receipt.)