In Bruges/Funny

• The hotel sequence at the end.
• Also, Colin Farrel taking a dwarf down with a swift chop on the shoulder.
• "YOU'RE an inanimate fucking object!"
• "Exactly when did all skinheads become poofs? Used to be you were a skinhead, all you had to do was go around beating up pakistani twelve-year-olds. Now it seems a prerequisite to be a fucking bumboy!"
• "Of course you can't see. I just shot a blank in your fucking eye"
• The bottle as deadly weapon/lollipop man/karate conversation on the bridge
• "You have no idea how much shit I get from black midgets!"
  • "That's... undeniably true."
• Ray trying to be rude to the dwarf and his prostitute while on cocaine.
• "I don't wanna come back and find you hiding in a cupboard!" Harry's accent makes it even funnier. "'idin' in a cah-bahd!"
• "That's for John Lennon, you Yankee fucking cunt."