Impossible Item Drop/Playing With

Basic Trope: Monsters, when killed, drop items that they couldn't possibly have been carrying.

• Straight: Adele the Adventurer kills a pixie and gets a suit of plate armor.
• Exaggerated: Adele kills a poisonous mushroom spore and gets a Humongous Mecha.
• Downplayed: Adele kills an enemy soldier and gets cool flaming magic sword but when the soldier fought Adele a minute ago there had been no flames.
• Justified: ???
• Inverted: Adele kills an enemy soldier and gets everything he would have been carrying in real life, including the underwear.
• Subverted: Adele kills a pixie and gets a message about a suit of plate armor, but it is pixie sized.
• Double Subverted: ...But the pixie's other drop is a morning star sized for giants.
• Parodied: Adele has to cross a swamp and because of all the flies she soon has more powerful magic items she can carry.
• Zig Zagged: Item drops either make or do not make sense, depending on the mood of the Random Number God.
• Averted: There are no item drops.
• Enforced: "It'd be a lot of work to give specific drops to every monster type, and our game isn't that realistic in the first place."
• Lampshaded: "Wow, I wonder where that pixie kept that armor."
• Invoked: ???
• Exploited: Adele is imprisoned in a dungeon without equipment, and so she kills rats, knowing that after five or so she'll have enough stuff to beat the guards with ease.
• Defied: ???
• Discussed: ???
• Conversed: ???