Immortal Immaturity/Quotes

"Brother, you may have had a lifetime, but you haven't had a life since the day you put on that cloak. Life is about growing -- growing older, growing wiser, growing closer to your loved ones. But you, you're frozen in time. You're the same angry kid who took that artifact off your master's corpse."

—Right-Eye, Order of the Stick -- "Start of Darkness"

I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old/And I just lost track of my moral code.

—Marceline, Adventure Time, "Evicted"