Imma Wiserd/YMMV

• Accidental Innuendo: Almost painfully at times.
  • when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself.
  • da loins were cummin towards me.
    • The Quidditch match also contains gratuitous amounts of this.

"NOT B4 I PUT A BAL IN UR HOL" sed a slithrin. "ILL BEET U BOT" sed a hufflypuff.

• Non Sequitur Scene: Where to even begin?
• Canon Defilement:
  • Hermione gets a particularly bad case of this, as she is totally fine with taking a back seat to the male characters. She has a pink vacuum cleaner as a Patronus and carries a sewing kit around.

it wuz... HERMAN!1111 "TAK DAT MUTHAFUKA" she sed.

• • Dumbledore not only swears, but seems remarkably flippant in regards to the safety of his students.

"weres draco?" sed herman. "o he almost died" sed da dumbledoor. "but da best part is every1 on da sliteryn teem died."

• Gary Stu: Turtle manages to fight "Vadermort" and be placed in an advanced class within his first few days at Hogwarts.
• So Bad It's Good: of the Brain Bleach variety