Igor/Funny

• Scamper's Deadpan Snarker lines:
  • "I'm sorry, I thought we were listing all your failures."
  • "..., Brian." "My name's not Brian!" "Then you must have his jar!"
  • "She must be collecting a club of flowers to beat us with."
  • "What, this isn't the first time I've chewed my own feet off."
  • "When I finally decided I wanna live."
  • "What's next; piggybacks?"
• Brain in general:
  • "Bring me back a toy!"
  • The bit with the ribbon.
  • "Why didn't you make me immortal, I've got a squeaky wheel!"
• The off-hand way Doctor Schnaudenfreude talks to his Igor.

S's Igor: Master! I looked inside Dr. Glickenstein's castle and didn't see anyone. But that's not all...
Schnaudenfreude: Yes it is, because your voice is annoying.

• "Get me a tub of eyeliner, a pound of lipstick and, if all else fails, the severed head of a super-model."
• Scamper's multiple suicide attempts.
• The Getting Crap Past the Radar one-sided conversation Brain has with the fly-man.