If You Know What I Mean/Quotes

"Now who wants to go swimming in my pool? And by pool, I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX!"

—JFK, Clone High

Get you where you wanna go, if you know what I mean
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine
Can you handle the curves, can you run all the lights
If you can, baby boy then we can go all night
'Cause it's zero to sixty in three point five
Baby you got the keys
Now shut up and drive, drive, drive

Shut up and drive, drive, drive

—Rihanna, "Shut Up And Drive" Not the only part of the song that's so blatant that the Double Entendres turn into single entendres, mind you.

All night, show it, just you and the crowd
Doing tricks you've never seen
And I bet that I can make you believe
In love and sex and magic
So let me drive my body around you
I bet you know what I mean
Cause you know that I can make you believe

In love and sex and magic

—Ciara, "Love Sex Magic" Again with the "driving" metaphor..

Interviewee: There will be many, uh, second honeymoons...

Jon: [They're] going to get laid, is what he's trying to say. The miners, when they get home, will probably have a nice bowl of soup, and then they're all gonna get laid. It is what it is.

—The Daily Show

Brad: I saw your report; it came up a little short, if you know what I'm talkin' about.

Ryan: Well, I've been having a little problem with my RAM, if you get my drift.

Colin: Everyone's been laughing at your briefs, if you know what I mean.

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Ryan: ...No, I don't know what you mean.

—Whose Line Is It Anyway?, during an office sketch