I Ate What?/Quotes

Austin: (after accidentally drinking out of Fat Bastard's stool sample) This coffee tastes like shit!
Basil: It is shit, Austin.

Austin: Oh...then it's not just me. (drinks some more) It's a bit nutty.

—Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

I ate a pig?! Was it cooked and called bacon?

—Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Pack". (It wasn't)

Wadsworth: And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.

Mr. Green (Looking sick): Is that what we ate?

—Clue