Human Shield/Quotes

A human shield is just a hug facing out.

—Sabrina, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

I began to back away, keeping the wounded cadet between myself and any more incoming fire. After all, he'd already been shot twice, so another dent or two probably wouldn't make that much difference to him, whereas I was still up and running, and had every intention of keeping it that way.

—Commissar Ciaphas Cain

You said "take cover."

—Chester McBadbat, The Fairly OddParents

"Commence Operation Meatshield! Remember, just because your bones are broken doesn't mean they won't stop bullets from hitting me!"

—Sarge, Red vs. Blue

Jackie Moon: Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat!

—Semi Pro