House (TV series)/Drinking Game

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including but not limited to damages to your liver and other people's cars.

Drinking game for House:

• A shot for every mention of sarcoidosis or lupus.
  • Double shot for "It's never lupus".
  • Take a shot if it's not Lupus.
    • Down a whole bottle if it is.
• Two shots for any hint of Ho Yay between House and Wilson.
• Take a shot for every time House gazes at Cuddy's assets and Cuddy chooses to ignore this.
  • Make it double if the incident includes blatant innuendo from House.
• Take a shot every time House teases Chase for his hair, or being pretty, or coming from a rich family.
  • House, really, you don't get paid more for every one of us you get taken to the hospital, via alcohol poisoning or not.
• Take a shot every time you see an overhead pan shot of Princeton Plainsboro's exterior.
• Take a shot every time House commits a crime
• Take a shot every time a character is a deadpan snarker
  • This one's a killer
• Take a shot every time a character obviously lies/ is revealed to have been lying
• Take a shot every time House has an epiphany to cure the patient
  • Down your drink if a character other than House has the epiphany
• Take a shot every time House fires someone
• Take a shot every time House takes a Vicodin
• Take a shot every time the team's treatment of a patient makes them worse
• Take a shot if the patient suffers from a really, really disgusting symptom
• Take a shot if the patient's liver starts to fail
  • Double shot if it's their kidneys

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