Horse Feathers/Funny

• "Get tough with that guy." "Now get tough with the other guy." "Now get tough with both of them."
• The speakeasy/password scene.
• The anatomy class.
• The football game.
• "I'm Against It"
• "Was that you or the duck? 'Cuz if that was you, I'm finishing this ride with the duck."
• Groucho's rendition of "Everyone Says I Love You". "Everyone says I love you, but just what they say it for I never knew. It's just invitin' trouble for the poor sucker who says I love you."
• This:

Professor Wagstaff: Young man, you'll find as you get older, you can't burn the candle at both ends.
Harpo: (pulls a candle burning at both ends from out of his coat)
Professor Wagstaff: (nonplussed, for Groucho) Well, I knew you couldn't burn something at both ends. I thought it was a candle.

• Groucho looks at a picture of the back end of a horse: "That reminds me, I haven't seen my son all day!"