< Horrible Histories (2009 TV series)
Horrible Histories (2009 TV series)/Quotes
Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians,
Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians,
Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights,
Dingy Castles, Daring Knights!
Horrors that defy description,
Cut-Throat Celts or Cruel Egyptians
Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crimes,
Punishments from ancient times!
Romans, Rotten, Rank and Ruthless!
Cavemen, Savage, Fierce and Toothless!
Groovy Greeks, Brainy Sages,
Mean and Miserable Middle Ages!
Gory stories we do that,
And your host, a talking rat!
The past is no longer a mystery,
Welcome to Horrible Histories!
Tall tales, tragic acts
Hope you enjoyed Horrible Histories!
We gave you all the fearsome facts
The ugly truth, no glam or glitz
We showed you all the juicy bits
Gory, ghastly, mean and cruel
Stuff they don't teach you at school
The past is no longer a mystery—Expository Theme Tune of the BBC adaptation.
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