Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey/Funny
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
Chance: I'll give him the old puppy-eyed look. (whimpering)
Chef: Sorry fella, it's not for dogs. (some meatballs fall off the table)
Chance: Flying meat! (eating the meatballs) Ahh! Hot! Hot!
- Chance sniffing the fat chef's butt (including closeup).
"Must be someone new. I never forget a face."
- Chance chasing chickens:
Chance: Hallelujah, I've died and gone to Kentucky!
Later...
Chance: Hey, which one of you are regular and which ones are extra crispy?
- He also chased a cornered duck.
Chance: Hey hey, come on, I'm not gonna hurt you I just wanna chew on your neck.
- He later gets chased off by a turkey, unsure of what it is.
Chance: Oh, don't let him eat me! I swear I'll never eat a McNugget again!
- While sleeping in the forest.
(wings flapping, Chance raises his head)
Shadow: (annoyed) Now what?
Chance: (voice shaking) There's something out there.
Sassy: (trying to scare Chance) Ooooooooooooohhhh!
Shadow: Enough Sassy! Now sleep!
- At one point in the movie, the dog playing Chance charges face-first into a sapling at full throttle and then just keeps on running. This event was clearly accidental, but the sheer spontaneity and reality of it is what makes it so hilarious; it wouldn't have been nearly as funny if it had been planned in advannce with a CG dog.
- And this gem:
Chance: Hey! Remember hot dogs?
Shadow: Oh yeah, never much cared for the name though...
Chance: Well... I didn't think they were made of actual dogs...
Shadow: I didn't think they were made of actual meat.
- While trying to escape a cougar:
Chance: I'm such a wimp! I'm running from a cat!
Shadow: I won't tell if you won't!
Chance: 'Course, this is no ordinary housecat. This is, like, Arnold Schwarzenkitty!
- This too:
Guard: Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty.
Sassy: "Here kitty kitty kitty." Not in your life, chubby.
Guard: Here kitty kittty. Here, kitty. SCAT! Here, kitty kitty kitty.
Sassy: No, dummy dummy dummy dummy.
Guard: [walking away] Stupid cat!
Sassy: Hmmm! What a bozo.
- Later, when Sassy gets him to chase her:
Sassy: Alright, this way, Thunder Butt!
- Chance's confession.
Chance: Okay, okay, I'll talk! I left a gift on the carpet. I let Sassy take the heat for when I unrolled the toilet paper all over the house. I stole underwear on three occasions! [the vet yanks a quill out of his face] Okay, okay, four, four!
Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco
Shadow: [about Chance] You know you miss him.
Sassy: Okay, fine! I miss his stupid jokes, and his stupid face, and his stupid... stupidness!
Shadow: Oh, Sassy, stop it.
Sassy: And I'm stupidly starting to worry about him!
- Also, after Chance and Bando (Delilah's wannabe boyfriend) argue over her:
Riley: Enough! Bando, knock it off!
Bando: (humbly) Sorry, Riley. I wasn't trying to start nothing. I'm done. I'm done. (under his breath) Stupid lost dog, trying to steal my woman. Homewrecker!
- Chance terrified of the shadows in the alley.
Chance: Uh guys, they're big, they're huge, they're coming to get me!