Hollywood Atheist/Quotes

Uh oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class! Do you believe in a flying spaghetti monster too, bubblehead?!

—Mrs Garrison, South Park

"Though Athiesm is technically the opposite of religion, there are still quite a few atheists out there who treat it like one."

—Seanbaby, 5 Alternatives to Christianity to Consider.

When you were a child, someone came down with a deadly disease and prayed and prayed for God to take it away. God did not remove the disease and your friend died. You ask other Christians why they had to die when they were such a nice person and never harmed anyone. Dissatisfied with their answers, you suddenly decide that there is no God and that all Christians are nothing but lying, conniving con artists and hypocrites....all that is except for your friend who died.
Number 14 on the You may be a fundamentalist athiest if... list.
http://www.tektoonics.com/etc/parody/fundyath.html

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

—George H. W. Bush

Crave Online: Killing babies is fine?
Seth MacFarlane: I’m an atheist; so, I don’t give a shit.