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Hitman (video game series)/Funny


From the Hitman comic book series by Garth Ennis:

  • When Etrigan the demon fights the alien parasite who gave Tommy his powers at a gangster's funeral(the same funeral for the gangster that Tommy was hired to kill). Yes, it's exactly as Crazy Awesome as it sounds, and is very funny.
  • Tommy puking [dead link] his curry on Batman's feet.
  • The rhyming narration of the Christmas issue In the Style Of "Twas the Night Before Christmas."

"Word!" said his homie, "I got my nine! Now let's go bust a cap in that nuclear swine!"

  • Hacken killing chickens.
  • Tommy killing a vampire by blowing his arms and legs off with a shotgun and leaving the limbless torso in the street to wait for sunrise.
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