Heterosexual Life Partners/Quotes

This imposes on me at the outset a very tiresome bit of demolition. It has actually become necessary in our time to rebut the theory that every firm and serious friendship is really homosexual.

—CS Lewis, The Four Loves

Superfriends version of Superman: Here is to being best friends forever in a completely platonic way!

Super Friends version of Batman: You said it! We are as close as two friends can possibly be without going over any boundaries that would be indicative to our being more than friends!

—Marvel/DC: After Hours

Tien: No, Chaozu! My partner!
Yamcha: Gay.
Tien: Hey, at least I don't spend all my time with a cat!

Yamcha: Hey! At least I get some pus--Wow, that did not come out right.

—Dragonball Z Abridged

Terrence: Wow, Scott really hates us, Phillip!
Phillip: Yes! Perhaps he's homophobic!
[[[Beat]]]
Terrence: But we're not gay, Phillip.

Phillip: We're not?!

—South Park - Not Without My Anus

I wish to cherish you like a brother!
It is her, the goddess,
who comes to unite us this day!
Yes, let us share the same fate,

let us be united until death!

—Au Fond du Temple Saint, The Pearl Fishers

No I do not know where Power Man is. Were partners, not a couple.

—Iron Fist, Dr. Strange: The Oath #1

"Bros before hoes."