Hello Cthulhu

A sickening Eldritch Abomination, and Cthulhu.

Take the kid-friendly, impossibly cute character that is Hello Kitty. Take the Lovecraftian Eldritch Abomination that is Cthulhu. Combine them and see what happens...

Hello Cthulhu is a Web Comic which chronicles the misadventures of titular Cthulhu, as he strives to spread evil and taint in the cute world of Hello Kitty. He quickly discovers that other Elder Things are here too: Dagon, the fish god (who runs a fish shop) and the Colour From Out Of Space (who quickly turns into a depressed alcoholic).

Other characters include: the cute Hello Kitty denizens, two 50 Foot Whatevers, a heroic piece of toast, a pirate banana, talking muffins, dancing marshmallows... and others.

Tropes used in Hello Cthulhu include:

• Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: Once by a giant purple crayon, and then by a giant cheese grater.
• Even Evil Has Standards: Parodied at least twice.
• Fisher Kingdom
• Fun Size
• Fusion Fic
• Heel Face Turn: Parodied by a character's (Hello Kitty) transformation.
• Heroic Mime: The adventure-seeking piece of toast.
• Lovecraft Lite: Provided the page quote.
• Orphaned Series: Not updated since Christmas 2006.
  • In fact, it was updated fairly recently, but it isn't on the actual page. Apparently the author has forgotten how to put comics on the actual page, and is now linking them on the forums.
    • Technically, he made his last comics too large for the main site (which he apparently plans on revamping), as well as too confusing for the readers.
• Schedule Slip: After the initial month, which was 1 update/day, the update rate fell to an average 2 comics per month
• Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth: The Tastes Like Diabetes world of Hello Kitty is so cheerful, it drives Cthulhu crazy.
• Vile Villain Saccharine Show