Hell Hotel/Quotes

Relax, said the nightman
We are programmed to receive
You can check out any time you like

But you can never leave

—The Eagles, "Hotel California"

"Hotel rooms are a naturally creepy place...Just think, how many people have slept in that bed before you? How many of them were sick? How many... died? "

—Mike, 1408

"You know, this is the opposite of a love hotel; this is a HATE hotel. I mean, come on, it's not even handicap-accessible!"

—Marik on the Oceanside Hotel