Have You Seen My God?/Quotes

"I wanted to know about the Doctor - the man who appears out of nowhere and saves the world. Except sometimes he doesn't. All those times in history when there was no sign of him. I wanted to know why not. But I don't need to ask anymore. I know the answer now. Sometimes, the Doctor must look at this planet... and turn away in shame."

—Gwen Cooper, Torchwood

Metatron: You know those constitutionals He likes to take?
Rufus: I think we're beyond euphemisms at this point. (to Bethany) God's a skeeball fanatic.
Metatron: Yes, the Lord has quite a fancy for the game, been playing it for years. He assumes a human form once a month and indulges, doesn't tell anyone where He's going. From what I understand, He always gives His points away to neighborhood children. Isn't that sweet?
Bethany: But She hasn't come back from one of these day trips, is that what you're saying?

Metatron: (annoyed) No, she hasn't, and we've been unable to locate her.

—Dogma

"And if He comes back, take Him to court. He walked out on us, He oughta pay."

—Prior Walter, Angels in America

Angel: It's the Lord our God... He quit.
beat

Jesse: That's not the answer I was expectin'. Fuck do you mean, He quit?

—Preacher (Comic Book)

Castiel: I'm going to find God.
Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean: God!?
Castiel: Yes. He's not in Heaven; he has to be somewhere.
Dean: Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla.

Castiel: (looking slightly confused) No, he's not on any flatbread.

—Supernatural ep. 5x02: "Good God, Y'all"