< Haruhi Suzumiya

Haruhi Suzumiya/Haiku


God doesn't know that
espers, time travelers, and
aliens exist.

God is a schoolgirl
Espers, aliens, Moe
Weirdness ensues, often

Superfroggy

[[Groundhog Day Loop We are caught in an
Endless Recursion of time.]]
Kyon-kun, denwa[1]! Ugh...

Highwind

Most bored Haruhi
Speak not unto her the Truth:
She is Lord and God

Whitewings

Her name: Haruhi.
Undisputed Queen of Tropes.
Bit of a Jerkass.

The Hero Hartmut

God's in her heaven,
"Stupid Kyon! Do it right now!"
All's right with the world.

Earth Scorpion

I want some smoked cheese,
"You ate it all, didn't you?"
I wimper, "Nyoron." [2]

Yuki plays H-Games?
It's always the quiet ones.

  • Sigh*, give her headphones.

The Movie appears
It is all now forgiven
Even Endless Eight.

Nothing makes sense but
Haruhi makes it so that
Kyon always suffers

--Robotsy

  1. Telephone in Japanese.
  2. A Japanese word, also used in the English language, that is used to silently say "Fuck you" to someone. 90% of the time, the person using it does not get caught. - urbandictionary.com
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