Harmless Villain/Quotes

Guybrush: You're about as fearsome as a doorstop.
Murray: ...Is it a really evil-looking doorstop?

Guybrush: Uh, never mind.

—The Curse of Monkey Island

I would like to submit that [A]Eon the Terrible is not very good at being terrible.

—Mike Fireball in his review of Rudolph's Shiny New Year

Ganon: Now how am I gonna get back at that jerk for everything he's done to me? Hmm, I could always kidnap the princess... nah, been there, done that. I could just go and kill him, but that wouldn't be evil enough... No, I must do something so utterly evil, he'll be all like, "Whoa dude, that was like totally evil!" I got it! I'll go punch him in the nose! That'll show him!

Bit: That's gotta be the worst idea I've ever heard!

—Zelda Comic

"When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!"

—Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz, Phineas and Ferb