Groundhog Day/Funny

• "Well, what if there is no tomorrow?? There wasn't one today!...Hello?...Hello?!"
• "You little brat! You have never thanked me! ...I'll see you tomorrow! Maybe!"
• "Ned?!" (POW)
• Incredibly, Phil's suicide montage, if only because of the rapid-fire pace and his outlandish methods.
• This exchange:

Phil: It's the same things your whole life. "Clean up your room!", "Stand up straight!", "Pick up your feet!", "Take it like a man!", "Be nice to your sister!", "Don't mix beer and wine, ever!". Oh yeah — "Don't drive on the railroad tracks!"
Gus: Uh, Phil... Th-that's one I h-happen to agree w-with...

• "Morons, your bus is leaving!"
• Phil kidnapping Punxsutawney Phil.
• "What about the satellite? Is it snowing in space?"
• "This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!"
• "Once again the eyes of the nation have turned here to this...tiny village in western Pennsylvania, blah bl-blah bl-blah. There is no way this winter is ever going to end, as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any way out. He's gotta be stopped. And I have to stop him."