Gretzky Has the Ball/Quotes

Ms. Darbus: This school is about more than just young men in baggy shorts flinging balls for touchdowns!

Coach Bolton: Baskets! They shoot baskets!

—High School Musical

"And so there was this player named Mark Lemke, and they said something like 'All star second baseman for the Braves.' And our friend knows nothing about sports, and so he would always do his old timey radio impression of this guy, and not knowing any positions in baseball or whatever, he'd just be like, 'Homestar Runner for the Braves.'"

—Matt Chapman on how Homestar Runner got its name

Max: I fold too.

Tycho: We all folded to your bet. You win the pot.

Max: But... but I... oh alright. (Max reluctantly takes his winnings)

—Poker Night At the Inventory

"Congratulations! That was the hairiest game of Hearts I've ever played!"

—Max again, and the game is still Texas Hold-em

"Well, no matter. Because I'm STILL holding onto all the cards, and guess what: They're all Full Houses! I've never played cards. Meaning to learn. Anyways, new turrets. Not defective. Aces of fours. The best hand, I imagine."

—Wheatley, Portal 2

Tai: "Bases loaded, two out! And we need a slam dunk!"

Sora: "... Huh?"

—Digimon Adventure